1. | "Moth-Eaten Deer Head" – (1:12) |
2. | "Brand New Set of Teeth" – (0:38) |
3. | "How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector" – (0:37) |
4. | "Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth" – (0:41) |
5. | "Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)" – (0:46) |
6. | "Perils of Believing in Round Squares" – (0:29) |
7. | "Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)" – (0:55) |
8. | "Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees" – (0:33) |
9. | "Straight from the Horse's Mouth" – (0:45) |
10. | "Extra Piece of Dead Meat" – (1:12) |
11. | "Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys" – (0:39) |
12. | "Backbones of Jack Asses" – (1:06) |
13. | "Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality" – (1:22) |
14. | "Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour" – (0:38) |
15. | "High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family" – (0:41) |
16. | "Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle" – (0:59) |
17. | "Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)" – (0:50) |
18. | "Kill Roger Hedgecock" – (0:49) |
19. | "Hairspray Suppository" – (0:49) |
20. | "Cattle Mutilation" – (0:48) |